I will be leaving tomorrow for vacation. We're stopping in Memphis tomorrow, Atlanta the next day and then on the second we will arrive in Myrtle Beach. We don't have any internet at the house we're staying in so I won't be checking any messages here (not that I get any).

Tomorrow is my 21st birthday. I feel old.

I'm not entirely excited about this trip considering I don't like swimming or the beach.

ok so money's a little tight this month and I was thinking of doing some $10 sketch commissions. How many would be interested? Sketches will be full body with no background and inked if you like. if you want a bust commission (shoulders and up) I'll only charge $8. for two characters it'll be $20 for full body and $15 for bust
things I will do:
girls and boys (clothed or un-)
OCs
Fanart
Porn depending on the pairing
Yaoi

things I won't do:
pet portraits
Naruto
Furries
anime renditions of real people


any feedback would be AWESOME! Just note me if you're interested and we can work out payment.

001. Name → Alexis
002. Nickname(s) → Alex, X, Lawn Gnome
003. Status → Singing along to Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.
004. Zodiac sign → Cancer
005. Male or female → Female.
006. Elementary → interesting to say the least
007. Middle School → sucked. most of my friends decided I was too clingy and ditched me.
008. High School → good, had lots of fun with A-team and Band
009. Smart → I like to think of myself as above average, but I think people see me as silly and absent minded
010. Hair color → medium brown
011. Long or short → shoulder length...need to get it cut.
012. Loud or Quiet → depends on who I'm hanging out with, but kind of loud on a whole
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans, definitely.
014. Phone or Camera → phone! It's so cute and new! when I get a message it says, "Are you Kidding me?!"
015. Health freak → pssh no way! friday night for dinner I ate taco bell, cherry cordials and half a box of cheez-its
016. Drink or Smoke? → smoking is nasty. Dinking is yummy but only if it's sweet stuff
017. Do you have a crush on someone? eh...I don't know if it's so much a crush as, a feeling of interest.
018. Eating or Drinking → I can only pick one? well, eating then
019. Piercings → one in ear, but I hardly ever wear earrings.
020. Tattoos → I have one in mind.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → I think I was about 8 or 9, I was really scared but then it didn't hurt
024. First best friend → We were at IC together, and we were only friends for like 3 years...
025. First award → first place medal in 8th grade when my volleyball team won a tournament.
026. First crush → I remember his name was alex...he was odd.
027. First pet → a beta fish named Vinny.
028. First big vacation → Colorado when I was about 12. We went hiking a lot and I was slow.
030. First big birthday → I honestly can't remember any birthdays before high school...probably because they sucked. The best one was my 16th, my mom and every one threw me a surprise party at Brittany's and I was totally oblivious.

Ok, what happened to numbers 31-48? that's a lot of numbers to skip.

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → cheez-its
050. Drinking → strawberry crush
052. I'm about to → work on my Frank Sinatra Illustration
053. Listening to → Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
054. Plans for today → work on my Frank Sinatra Illustration, study frenh

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → yeah, 2 or 3 I think
059. Want to get married? → yes! but not until I find someone willing to put up with my crazyness, and also to motivate me.
060. Careers in mind → Concept Artist, Freelance illustrator, advertising-(begrudgingly)

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller than me, but not so tall I have to stand on something to kiss him
072. Romantic or spontaneous → I guess spontaneous...
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → tummy!
074. Sensitive or loud → sensitive more than loud
075. Hook-up or relationship → right now, anything is better than nothing.
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → I don't need a guy who stirs up trouble for n reason but I don't want to date a mouse either.

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → not lost...broken. My sister has a penchant for ripping my glasses off my face. My other sister has a tendency to elbow people in the face by accident. I've been through 4 pairs in about 6 years.
081. Ran away from home → several times. I usually went and hung out at the playground of my grade school for a few hours before they came looking for me.
084. Broken someone's heart → I hope not!
085. Been arrested → nope.
087. Cried when someone died → my grandad. He died when I was 10 or 12 and my sister and I got taken home from school. I can't remember ever crying as hard as I did then.

DO YOU BELIEVE:
089. Yourself → depends on he day, but usually not a whole lot.
090. Miracles → yeah...I don't think so.
091. Love at first sight → infatuation at first sight.
092. Heaven → to a certain extent.
093. Santa Claus → until I was 8 and I found the presents in the trunk of the car. I also questioned it for quite a while because I noticed that Santa had the same handwriting as my mom
094. Sex on the first date → Not unless one of you is terminally ill and only has a few days to live and is a virgin.
095. Kiss on the first date → only if it goes really well.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Kayla, Maria and Kaitlin.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Not completely...but I'm getting there
099. Do you believe in God → yes, but he books I read are really making me think.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag → everyone.

I'm thankful that I don't have to see my mom's side of the family but twice a year. I'm also thankful that I get to go back to Warrensburg on sunday.

today was shitty. not the worst day ever, mind you. just shitty. shitty enough to make you complain but when you hear yourself complaining you feel like an asshole. Woke up at 6 am to my sister and her devil spawn friend back from pretentious-rich-kid-school coming home and running about trying to get jordan ready for work. I hate that kid. Jordan's friend, not jordan...well sometimes jordan. later I was playing FF4 and once I got Rosa to level 40 I saved and quit and wandered upstairs only to have Margaret steal my DS and start playing. I didn't mind. until she saved over my game. then I cried and kicked things. shortly after we went to my aunt and uncle's house where my uncle was a royal pain in the ass. Nia and I play phone and he yells a her for playing with the cordless phone. He spies what he thinks is a crumb on the carpet and chews out Zach for eating brownies in the living room (which he wasn't) only to find out it was just a fuzzy. Later he yelled at Margaret for pulling Nia off me while she tried to shove a bike reflector down my shirt saying, "put it in your pocket!" At one point he came in and yelled at people for messing with the TV because it wasn't on football anymore. I told him the game was over, it's a movie now. "Why's it all fuzzy then huh?!" Jordan had to practically shout, "That's just the way this movie starts."

Several agonizingly awkward hours later we FINALLY went home and I grabbed a bottle of Ramune and went to open it at my computer and Margaret jumped in shouting "OOH! Let me! Let me!" then slams her hand down on the marble making it spray everywhere, when I told her to get me a rag she just said, "you do it. it's your soda." lastly on my way upstairs I stepped in dog shit.

How was your thanksgiving?

Edit: also my keyboard is still broken, all small yappy dogs should be shot, and pecan pie is the shit.

Dear ~-axel-

I don't really know how to tell you this but I'm joining a monastery. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your honda sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the incarnation as an eskimo.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Alexis


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in other news the Ren Fest was awesome and I got a new hat!